2009/07/19

jesus christ!

2009/07/05

aye



2009/07/02

When you are old


When you are old

Your dreams will dance just like mine

Your feet will be defined

And too many features wrinkle lined.

Your yesterday will shine

So much more brightly than your tomorrow

And memories stretch and stretch and wretched be

When they flee.

Your sorrow will outlive you

The past will better become you

When you are old.


"When I'm big,
I'll love you well I'll love you proper I'll love you good.
When I'm big,
I'll know the truth and share it too -
And smile, confidently, and call you child...
"

2009/06/19

women are made of water


women are made of water
they're liquid silk
dark and light
clear and impenetrable
towering snow edifices
scratching craters in mars
a tiny droplet
morning dew
condensation's icy brew.
women are made of water
born in a cloud
you're lost in a fog
hailing the ground
and cracking your windshield!
flooding your house
starving your sand
snowballing from the palm of your hand
encasing a life, drowning a few
the most beautiful beauty
dancing in winter
and melting at your touch, your slightest whispering breath.


2009/06/07

My Home (part 1)

So earlier today I was contemplating the meaning of life and other deep issues and then a random thought popped into my head "you never blog!!" and I felt strangely guilty to myself. I figured you might as well get introduced to my home then, to start with - since most of the people who pop in here are not from India. I'll see about getting some exciting photos of my neighborhood for you too (to let you in on the vital facts of indian life - like sleeping walas in their autos who like to park in front of our gate, and the herd of cattle that live in the park opposite our house and like to leave little & big presents all over our road, TYJ).

This is Yuliya, a ND recently imported from the frozen wilds of Kazakhstan who is having a hard time leaving her former circus ministry behind - but God Bless Her for her sacrifices.

Another ND from Indonesia (Ms.Jinadasa), pictured here in traditional wedding wear from the 10th century.

Raj Jordan - Former pastery chef at Decadent Delights (3 time winner of Tanzanian cuisine) who continues to delight our brunch table with Decadent Disasters to Dieters.

Faithful Steven English who teaches full time at our City School about valuable and useful things like how to: Make Soap in 25 Easy Steps Using Items From Your Kitchen Cupboard (i'm dead serious!!). Aside from this, he likes to tinker about in his chemistry workshop on the roof and create innovative items for daily use.

Jonny Bauer of the Shiek Bauer Bedouin clan, notorious for two things: their vast and expansive harem (rumoured to be the largest and most varied in the Middle Eastern region) and their Baghdad Bombshell Babes chain of underworld clubs that supports the continual expanision of the aforementioned harem. He was converted by a good Christan German Woman who he now intends to settle down with and is very excited by the fact that she does not wear a burka.

Dan Braotishishihih (or something like that) Romanian underwear model renowned the world over for his famous Jockey spread in the late 80's, continues to model in Bangalore as a fruitful fundraisng method.

Asha Daniels, former heiress to the muti-million Jack Daniels franchise, left it all behind to head up our FF department and is an established Follow Up shepherd (as pictured here, counseling a lost soul desperate for the truth).

This is Michael - who likes to accost me at random intervals through the day to keep me sharp and on my toes (ever seen Pink Panther? something like that, yeah)
Thought I'd throw this one in -see, i'm famous!

2009/05/23

Mandy and Me

This is my friend Mandy. I like her. She's pretty.
.............and did i tell you i pierced my nose? Well I did. It was very dramatic. A couple of weeks ago, Ang and I were shopping down town and I decided that I finally had enough of this debate in my head of whether to get one or not and to just go and bloody do it. So we stumbled into jewelers/silver street and everything was closed! I was so dejected but I managed to find one hole-in-the-wall place that charged RS100 (20 pesos/two dollars/200 yen) for the job and the pierce. So this man just casually shoves the thing in as i'm squeezing my eyes shut and clutching Ang's hand for dear life. Agh! It didn't actually hurt much but I worked myself into some sort of paranoid frenzy and my hands started shaking and I felt nasueated and for some reason I couldn't hear properly. Hrm. The friendly man then picks up a handy spray bottle and starts spraying me all over the place! I was spluttering and all "GOOD GOD! What the heck is that for?" and he casually shrugs and says "for refresh" REFRESH! Get a load of this guy!

and now i want another piercing. Any ideas?



2009/05/06

my love

In a spurt of energy, I gave my love a mohawk. Needless to say, the mother was not too pleased so I was forced to remove it after a glorious three days. Ain't he adorable? No one in the house had proper gel so I couldn't get his hair to stick up properly.

2009/03/12

Goa 2